I Am A Stay At Home Mom, (for sure)

Here are the conversations currently happening in my head (yes, to answer that question, I do have full blown conversations in my head, lots of them, and sometimes I forget they are only in my head and try to include someone mid topic. Talk about awkward.)

• Ty has been in Florida visiting his dad's family since Tuesday. He returns this coming Tuesday night. I miss him.
• Ty has called me every morning and every night. Is it too much to ask that he does this whenever he leaves me for the rest of his life? I asked him that. He said "Chill out mom, you can't cry and expect me to contact you with details all the time, but I will call when I can, and I always miss you too. I love you."
  
• Yup, I raised the above mentioned boy.
• It has been hotter than Hades lately, but I WILL NOT COMPLAIN.
• Nate is spending the next two nights with Nathan's parents.
• I ONLY HAVE MY TWO BABIES FOR THE NEXT 48 HOURS.
• My house is already too quiet.
• Although I do not think there is anything wrong with it, I can not fathom how parents leave their children for extended periods of time. I mean I think even a whole day is too much for me to handle. I literally feel as if a part of me is missing every second I am away from my kids. I feel the need to constantly look over my shoulder, like I left the iron on, but a million times worse.
• It's a good thing I stay at home with my kids because of my above mentioned craziness.
• I am going to be away from my kids for slightly over 48 hours (all FOUR of them) in less than a month.
  
• I need to make an appointment with my doctor to get some anxiety relieving medicine for those 48 hours.
• I wasn't joking about that.
• I need to record Keira's reaction to Dora The Explorer. It's is somewhere in between Beatles-Mania and Beiber-Mania.
• I wasn't joking about that either. She almost fought Brody's teacher for a tiny Dora doll when it was time to put the toys away. I have my doubts that she will speak to her this week unless she gives her that Dora doll back for good.
• Keira is a scrappy fighter, and knows how to use her pouts, cries, screams, and dirty looks like a pro.
• Mama taught her well!
• Sometimes I think having a daughter that has just the right amount of snobbiness, or bitchiness is a good thing. Is that strange?
• I am so busy the next few days that I think it may help pass the time with the older two gone.
• Probably not though.
• I need to stop procrastinating about packing a bag for dinner on the beach. I already was too lazy to actually make dinner and went to the store and bought lunchables for Brody and Keira.
• That makes me feel like a slacker mom.
• Fresh guacamole should fix that feeling.
• I really need to go. Dora is over and the chant for an encore showing is getting more desperate by the second.